Dragon Ball Z Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious dragon ball z pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a member of the ginyu force? ‘Cause I can see you in a lot of exotic positions.
Are you ready to feel the power of my Big Bang Attack?
Baby you make me feel like i’m stuck in the hyperbolic time chamber, not seeing you for a day feels like a year.
Baby, let's take fusion on a higher level. Will you kamehamarry me?
Bang me or I'll kamehameha you.
Can I see if ALL of you turns Super Sayjin?
Come over here and I'll show you my Big Bang Attack.
Did Majin Buu do something to you girl? Because you're as sweet as candy.
Do you like dragonballs? Coz I'll be dragon my balls across your face.
Girl if I had all 7 dragon balls I'd spend my one wish on you.


Girl you've got more than just my power level rising.
Girl, did you absorb 17 and 18? Cause you are perfect!
Girl, is your name Chiaotzu? Because you're a doll face.
Girl, my bedroom is like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. If we go in together I'll give you a year's worth of pleasure in just one night.
Girl, you're the hottest thing I've ever seen. And I'm not just sayin' it...I'm Super Saiyan it.
Hey baby, I'm just the right Kai for you.
Hey baby, let me see your Dragon Balls!
Hey girl did you know my penis grants wishes? But only if you make the dragon rise from the balls.
Hey girl, you must be Shenron.. Cause I want to ride you!


Hey you let me taste you, I`ll let you taste me.
Hey, baby!! Is ALL of your sexy body metal?
Hey, baby, want to do the Fusion Technique at my place?
Hey, because you are a big monkey, does that mean you have one?
Hey, I heard you know how to summon a big lizard!
Hey, sexy, want to get into my trunks?
Hi, are you a member of the Ginyu Force? 'Cause I could see you in a lot of exotic positions.
How 'bout you let me insert my Piccolo in your Vegeta?
How would you like a taste of my Wolf Fang Fist?


How'd you like a taste of my Wolf Fang Fist?
I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.
I could of had immortality, but I wished for you!
I last longer than goku charging up his spirit bomb.
I love you so much, that id gather all the dragonballs and wish for you.
I need to Goku the doctor. My head is Krillin me.
I often get mistaken for Vegeta, but I'm actually his hot brother Vageta.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I'll Ginyu Force my way into your bedroom tonight.


I'll show you the power of my dragonballs.
I'll waste your pussy like Frieza wasted the Saiyan race.
I've got a fridge filled with 2 tons of food. Wanna come over to my place?
If I had all seven dragonballs I'd wish for you to be mine!
If you handle these balls, a great dragon will arise and make all your wishes come true.
If you were a Ki attack, you'd be a Kame-hame-hot!
Is that a magical staff in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a nyoibo in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
Is that a Shenron in your pocket, or did you just gather all the dragon balls to bring back all the Z-Warriors?


Is your name bulma? Because I want to get in your trunks.
Is your name Piccolo? Because I wanna Nail you.
Is your name Vegeta? How about you give me a final flash?
I`m sorry can I borrow a map, I seem to be lost in your eyes.

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