Christmas Pick Up Lines

I can get you off the Naughty List.

I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.

I can't wait to unwrap your present!

I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.

I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.

I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.

I got your stocking stuffer right here!

I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight

I have something special in the bed for you!

I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man - I can go all night long.

I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?

I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!

I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.

I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.

I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

I put the 'scroo' in 'scrooge!

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

I see that when you are sleeping & you do not use underwear…

I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...

I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

I take romance to a new level—I don’t cuddle, I hibernate.

I've got a tree you could trim.

I've got something special in the sack for you!

I've got something special in the sack just for you!

I've got something you can hang a wreath on!

I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

If I sing "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!

If I was the grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I would steal you.

If you jingle my bells I’ll come down your chimney.

If you wake up in a box on Christmas morning, it’s because I asked Santa for the man of my dreams.

If you were a chimney, I’d come in and out of you.

If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.

If you were one of Santa’s reindeer, you’d definitely be Vixen.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

Im going to give you a white Christmas.

Interested in seeing the North Pole?

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Is your name Christmas? Cause I wanna merry you

Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way.

Is your name Jingle bells? Because you look like you could go all the way.

Is your name Kwanzaa? Because I’d love to do you for a whole week.

It might be because Im an elf, but I’d love to build a relationship with you.

It´s all over your face. You´ve been very bad this year

I`ve got something really special in the sack for you!

I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my "naughty" list.