Christmas Pick Up Lines

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

Would you like a taste of my eggnog?

Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?

Would you like to go to my place and light my Yule log?

Would you like to learn a few “reindeer games?”

Would you like to see my elf 12 inches?

Would you like to see the “North Pole”?

Would you mind if I frosted your snowman?

Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list

You are what I want for Christmas.

You are what you want for Christmas.

You can leave the list of bad guys.

You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.

You can unwrap me anytime.

You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

You make my chestnuts roast.

You must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

Yule do.