Christmas Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious christmas pick up lines for teens and adults.
I’ve got your stocking stuffer right here!
Know what I want for Christmas? You.
Let's be naughty and save santa the trip!
Let's play Blizzard. I'll be the snow, and you can blow me.
May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)
Merry Christmas!
My bedroom is the warmest place for 500 miles. Looks like we have to head there if we want to stay warm.
My favorite toys run on batteries.
My hands are feeling festive. Do you mind if I jingle your bells?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays—nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Need some help unwrapping your box?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Now that’s a sled to take out on the town!
One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer!
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?)
Please do not be alarmed if you pick up a man in a red suit and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because you asked for for Christmas.
Santa gave me everything I wanted, apart from you.
Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?
Screw the "nice" list. I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, angel?
So, what will it be — naughty or nice?
Some of my best toys operate on batteries…
Some of my best toys run on batteries...
Some of my favorite toys run on batteries....
That is NO candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you.
That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you!
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.
The quicker we get in my bed, the sooner Santa will be here.
The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.
The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.
There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
Those aren’t sugar plums dancing through my head. My dreams only have room for you.
Those aren’t sugarplums dancing through my head, it’s all you.
Tonight I have the keys of the sled.
Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers.
Wait until after Christmas so you don't have to buy them a present.
Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
Wanna meet Santas little helper?
Wanna play with my elf?
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
Want some of my eggnog?
What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night?
What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch just stole Christmas, but you’ve stolen my heart...
When Santa saw you he came early.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Whoa! Shouldn’t you get back on the top of that tree before someone notices you’re missing?
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