Dirty

I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

I wish I was your dorm room so you could be inside me all day long.

I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I'm going to bed, you coming?

I'm like a Rubiks Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you?

If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

If you can jingle my bells, I can promise you a white christmas.

If you ever get tired, you can sit on my face anytime.

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

If you're feeling down, I can fill you up.

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

Is that a mirror in your pants, because have sex with me.

Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this dick.

Is your name Dora? Cause I'll let you explore this dick.

Is your name Little Red? Cause I could sure ride you in that hood!

Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

Let's make a deal dearie you show me the beast you think you are & I'll get down on my knees and show you the beauty in it.

Let's play Barbie! I'll be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

Lets play house! You can be the door and I'll slam you.

Let’s play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.

Looking at you makes me need to change my underwear.

My bush is on fire, wanna cool it?

My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

My lotion is 100% natural, want me to rub one on you?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

My name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick?

My penis is like a dictonary want me to blow your mind?

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?

Pass me the coffee and sugar girl, coz you already made me cream in my pants.

Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!

Remember my name. you’ll be screaming it later.

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!

Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart.

Smile if you want to have sex with me.

So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.