Dirty

That shirt is really becoming on you. Then again, if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

The word of the day is legs; why don't you come to my house and spread the word.

There are 206 bones in a persons body would you like to add one more.

There's a party in my pants and you're invited.

They call me moses because I can spread that pussy like water!

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?

Those boobs look very heavy. Shall I hold them for you?

To me, a bouquet is just a metaphor for group sex.

Twinkle twinkle little star, Let's have sex inside my car.

Wanna come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

Wanna Job? It Blows!

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

Wanna play strip poker for practice?

Wanna play train? I can sit on your face and you can CHEW CHEW.

Wanna play TV? I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.

Want to get your beard wet?

Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.

We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.

What’s a beautiful girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

When I see you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising.

Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.

With great penis, comes great responsibility.Barney Stinson

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Yeah. I'm an asshole, but will that stop me from getting in yours?

You can invite your girlfriend, too - we can have a treesome!

You got the pocket I got the sunshine, I'm gonna make you a pocket full of sunshine.

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.

You have great arm muscles, I bet you’re good at making your own ice cream.

You know what I really like in a girl? My dick!

You must be my new boss because you just gave me a raise.

You remind me of a crop, because I wanna plow you.

You wanna play circus? You roar and I'll throw ya the meat!

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Your so sexy I want you in my pants!