Halloween Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious halloween pick up lines for teens and adults.



To the girl not wearing a costume: Lucky, you don’t need Halloween baby. You look like an angel every day.
Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you'll get a full-size Snickers bar baby!
Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you'll get a full-size Snickers bar!
Tricks aren’t really my thing baby. But you’re sure a treat.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
Wanna lay on my bed and count how many Reese's cups I got in my massive pillow case? I'll give you half.
Wanna ride my broom stick?
Want to be my “boo”ty call?
Want to be part of my costume? I'll let you under my sheets.Ghost


Want to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop baby?
Want to find out what I turn into at midnight baby?
Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?
Want to go somewhere for a spell?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this sweetheart?
What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
When I saw you walk in, I got so hot sweetheart, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it's an in look.
When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it's an "in" look.
Why don’t we go somewhere where you can stick a candle in my jack-o-lantern sweetheart?


Why don’t we go somewhere where you can stick a candle in my jack-o-lantern?
Why'd you dress up as princess sweetheart, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Why'd you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?
Will you let me play with your Hallo-weiner?
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
You are dead sexy. Literally.
You didn’t have to dress up. If someone asked you what you were all you had to say was cute.
You look dead sexy sweetheart. Mostly dead, but still sexy.To the cute zombie
You look dead sexy. Literally.


You look so boo-tilicious!
You look so good baby; you're making my man-bits rise from the dead.
You look so good, you're making my man-bits rise from the dead.
You look so good, you’re making my vagina rise from the dead.
You must be a ghost because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
You must be a monster, because I can’t stop hunting you down.
You must be tired baby, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night.
You must love Halloween! You don't need to change to dress up as an angel.


You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns sweetheart.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
You should try my famous candy-corn chowder. Wanna come over for dinner next Friday?
You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?
You want to take a ride on my broomstick baby?
You're the most boo-tiful ghost sweetheart I've seen all night!
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween sweetheart.
Your costume looks complicated baby. Need help taking it off?
Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?


Your pirate outfit looks really convincing. Wanna check me for buried treasure?
Your such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Your treat or mine?
You’re a skele-10 in my book.

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