Halloween Pick Up Lines

I’m a vampire in the streets, But a real devil in the sheets.

I’m no vampire, but I’m fine with no sleep and biting your neck all night.

I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind sucking on your neck tonight.

I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out sweetheart, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

I’ve got a rubber mask and you’ve got the candy sweetheart - let’s go trick or treating.

I’ve got a rubber mask and you’ve got the candy- let’s go trick or treating.

I’ve got the candy and you have the rubber mask. Let’s go trick or treating.

Let’s do it Hippogriff style.

Let’s go somewhere that you can stick your candle in my jack-o-lantern.

Let’s scare the neighbors this Halloween with the screams from my bedroom.

Like to play with my Halloween candy bag!

Love your pirate costume. Wanna search me for buried treasure?

Make me moan like Myrtle.

Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!

Mmm sweetheart! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!

My real costume is at home in a box under my bed baby.

My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.

Nice pumpkins baby! And I like your boobs, too.

Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.

Oh , look at boo- tilicious !

Ooh, you look boo-tilicious baby!

Pardon me for drooling baby, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!

Pardon me for drooling sweetheart, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can’t help myself!

Pardon me. I hate to interrupt, but you've captured my eye sweetheart. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

Pardon me. I hate to interrupt, but you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

Please , lady, come with me. You never know what I’ll turn in at midnight!

Please come home with me sweetheart. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!

Please come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight!

Please, Lady, come home with me sweetheart. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!

Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight!

Show me your monster and make me scream.

So, what do you turn into at midnight?

That candy bar isn’t the only thing with a cream filling…you should see my heart.

That costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?

That dress pirate looks really hot on you. I want you to try the hidden treasure ?

That pirate outfit looks really hot on you sweetheart. Want to search me for buried treasure?

That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?

That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.

That skeleton over there said she’d hook me up with you, but she didn’t have any guts, so here I am.

That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts.

That's a nice Witch costume baby, but you won't need the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.

That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.

The skeleton over there didn't have the guts to get your number for me, so here I am.

There will be no time for you to worry about what’s under the bed tonight. You’ll be too attentive to what is taking place above the mattress.

There's 206 bones in the human body. Would you like another?Skeleton

There’s no trick in these pants.

To a pirate: That’s quite a booty you’ve got there sweetheart.

To a pirate: That’s quite a booty you’ve got there.