Halloween Pick Up Lines

I hear this house is haunted so we better stick together.

I heard there is a vampire on the loose you better stay with me tonight.

I know what you should be for Halloween. Mine.

I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.

I need you like the cookie monster needs cookies.!

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight sweetheart so I could let you under my sheets.

I wanna bob for your apples.

I wanna take a ride on your broomstick?

I want a taste of your Milky Way sweetheart.

I want a taste of your Milky Way.

I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach sweetheart. And worms. And maggots. And...

I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...

I want to bob for your apples baby.

I want to bob yo ‘ apples.

I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket sweetheart.

I want to suck your blood and your toes.

I want to take a ride on your broomstick baby?

I want you to put your Tootsie Roll in my basket sweetheart.

I want you to put your Tootsie Roll in my basket.

I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.

I would totally carve your pumpkin sweetheart.

I would totally carve your pumpkin.

I'm no vampire sweetheart but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.

If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.

If you think I'm hot now baby, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

If you think I’m sexy now, you should see what I turn into at midnight.

If you were a jack-o'-lantern sweetheart, I'd totally light your candle.

If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.

Is that a bat in your pocket sweetheart, or does my costume excite you?

Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me baby?

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?

It might be the Day of the Dead, but I will make you feel so alive.

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie sweetheart. The pretty girl always goes first.

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The cute ones always die first.

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The pretty girl always goes first.

It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

It’s almost midnight. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

It’s either you or this costume is giving me a boner.

It’s not that I don’t love your costume. It’s just that I am literally dying to see what’s underneath it.

I’ll let you Slytherin my Gryffindor.

I’ll make you scream.

I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.