Earth Day Pick Up Lines

Why should Earth be the only thing that gets some loving today?

Without you, there's a hole in the ozone layer of my heart!

Would you like to come over and see my solar panels?

Would you like to go down like Solyndra?

Would you like to hug my tree?

Yes, we should shower together. We gotta save water somehow.

You are one fine reusable bag!

You are so fine I wish I could plant and grow a whole field of you.

You had me at sustainable, organic tofu, baby.

You look familiar. Didn't I see you at occupy wall street?

You make me want to recycle my frowns into smiles.

You really shake my tree, baby.

You're not plastic, but I'd still love to recycle you.

You're so sweet, maybe we don't have to save the population of bees.

You're the kinda girl I'd take home to my Mother Earth.

Your eyes are as bright as energy saving halogen lightbulbs, would you light up my life.

Your legs must be tired passing out flyers for Green Peace , sit on my lap!

Your mom's basement or mine?

Your mud hut or mine?

Your shitty fluorescent hippie van, or mine?

Your smile is brighter than our future if we switch to solar power.

You’re hence cool, you can take the polar bears rear from extinction.

You’re hotter than a solar-paneled roof in Miami.