Earth Day Pick Up Lines

In honor of Earth Day, I'll rock your world.

In your eyes I see oceans, and one large floating trash pile.

Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Is it hot in here or is it the greenhouse effect?

Is the Earth getting hot, or it just you?

Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide ? Cause you're making my world hot as hell!

It is warm in here? Cuz you make me hotter than taxpayer-subsidized solar panels.

It's as if Gaia made you just for me and my friend...

I’d like to the recycle the moment I first saw you over and over and over...

Let's get out of here and make our contribution to global warming.

Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

Let's make this spring a little less silent.

Let's merge our environments.

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

Life without you would be like a Chevy Volt without a fire extinguisher.

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

Like vertical farming, I need to know more about you.

Looking at you give me a renewable energy source ... in MY PANTS!

Maybe we could be more than eco-friendly.

My feelings for you are a renewable resource.

My feels for you are a renewable resource.

No, honestly - it's organic, natural and full of protein!

No, it's not dirt, it's my Earth Day suit!

Of course I believe in safe green sex. My condoms are compost friendly, baby.

Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt hemp , or am I?

Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.

Reuse. Seduce. Recycle.

Save the earth. Hug a me.

Sex while wear in a condom is the most environmentally friendly thing you can do.

Should we take this conversation above sea level?

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

That chalupa really gave me greenhouse gas.

That Greenpeace t-shirt would look even better on the floor of my ecologically-sustainable yurt.

That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

The smell my carbon emissions is just for you, baby!

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

Today is Earth Day... What do you say we make nine months from now our baby's Birth Day?

Trust me, my carbon footprint is the ONLY thing getting smaller, right now.

Turning off the lights is my turn on.

Wanna come over and help me turn over my compost pile?

Wanna get together and warm my globes?

Wanna take a shower with me to conserve water?

What do you say we.. plant some seeds?

What time do you take the job? Let’s Carpool go back to my place.

When I gaze upon you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising.

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

When I see you, sea levels aren't the only thing that's rising...