Yoga Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious yoga pick up lines for teens and adults.



You should see my downward facing dog.
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  • Submitted by: Doug
You tell me your mantra and I'll l tell you mine.
You took those yoga pants for sale? ‘Cause in my house are 100 % discount.
  • Yoga
  • Submitted by: Svitlana
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
Your nearness offers intending to my yoga practice and illumination.
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.
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  • Submitted by: M. Ramirez

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