Astronomy Pick Up Lines

Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?

Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.

Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.

Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth.

Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.

Mind if my comet enters your solar system?

My pants are approaching escape velocity.

My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?

Nice asteroids.

Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...

Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.

Pluto is lame, I like Ur-anus better.

The moon looks nice tonight...like you face.

Those clothes look nice on you. They'd look even nicer flat-packed in a Dragon and being delivered to you on the ISS.

Wanna join the hundred-thousand-mile-high club?

Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.

Where do you hide your halo?

Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?

Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?

You are the full Moon and I am the Star.

You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.

You can use my telescope anytime. Hehe.

You must be a Magnetar because i feel a strong magnetism between us.

You must be Saturn, Cuz I feel attracted to you even when I'm million miles away!

You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here.

You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.

You're so hot you make the sun and stars jealous.

You're so hot. You have a great celestial body.

Your beauty is a singularity ... the force of attraction between us is so powerful.

Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.

Your eyes are brighter than Sirius.

Your name must be Amdromeda, because we are destined to collide.

Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.

Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.