Astronomy Pick Up Lines

Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.

Are you from Mars? 'cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.

Are you in astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.

Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.

Are you the perigee moon? Because i'm so fucking attracted to you day by day.

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Baby you make my telescope expand.

Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.

Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.

But you're the sun...and Ill revolve my life around you.

Can you give me a hand extracting me from my capsule?

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the thrust of two engines transporting my load.

Do u see the moon out there? It so beautiful and shiny, just like ur smile.

Do you believe in the big bang theory?

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!

Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.

Hey baby you shine so bright i want to be your co-orbital companion!

Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole?

Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.

Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.

Hey Girl! My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?

Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re my center of the universe.

Hey girl, wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?

Hey girl... I'd like to be in a geostationary orbit around you.

Hey, how’d you like to recreate the Big Bang?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?

I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.

I don’t care what Copernicus says, you’re the only planet to me.

I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).

I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury, because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.

I think we should have a few drinks and plan a manned mission to Uranus.

I think you might be a star because i can't stop orbiting around you.

I want to put my Venus in your Uranus.

I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.

I'd like to be in a geostationary orbit around you.

If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy.

If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

If you're from Andromeda, gee, I'm glad you're early.

In this entire universe, all I want is you.

Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.

Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that the Helix Nebula I'm currently observing,Oh sorry...that's your eyes.