Math

Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

So you wanna help me with algebra? Help me to replace my x with u.

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

The surface of my cylinder is not compact metric space.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

What's the area under your curves?

What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because baby you're the 1.

Whats your favorite composite number?

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.

Who needs geometry theory books with a body like yours.

Why not measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

Yeah, I'm pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

You + Me = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip

You and I add up better than a Riemann sum.

You and I would add better than a Riemann sum.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

You are the square root of 2 ? because I feel irrational when I’m around you.

You can determine how much I love you by just looking for the exact decimal representation of pi.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

You must be a math problem because I'll slam you on my table and do you all night long.

You must be an Asymptote , because I’m just getting closer and closer to you.

You must be the square root of 2, because I feel irrational about you.

You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.

You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.

You must have been a square in a past life, cause you’ve got all the right angles?

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

Your beauty defies real AND complex analysis.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

You’re a well-defined function.

You’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.