Math

I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.

I love numbers, can I have your phone numbers?

I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I wish I was your derivitive, so I could apply tangent to your curves.

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves

I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I would like the second derivative may investigate the concavity.

I'm a mathematician. I'm good with numbers. Can I have yours?

I'm good at math, let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide you legs and multiply.

If i was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1.

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.

If I were an integral, one could fill.

If I were to rate you, I'd give you a 3.14 because you're as sweet as pi.

If I were you and had sin2x cos2x , together we will be one!

If I were your integrals,I'd fill you up.

If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.

If you were sin x cos x, and then together we make one.

If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.

If you're a triangle, you'll be acute one.

In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch...Let’s go back to my place and study a little ‘non-Euclidean geometry.

In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch...let’s go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.

Instead of completing the square, why not we complete each other?

I’d like to estimate the slope of those curves.

I’ll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.

I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

Let me differentiate your equation to let me find the gradient of the slope of that ass.

Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume

Let's be like sin^2 and cos^2 and become 1

Let's go back to my place and ill show you how to expand your logarithm.

Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?

My love for you is a monotonic function without constraints.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.

My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

My love for you is like dividing by zero -- it cannot be defined.

My love for you is like pi greek, is endless.

My love for you is like pi, it's unending.

My love for you is like pi... never ending.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we’re going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.

On a scale of 1-10, your a solid e to the power of pi.

Ooops , I expanded my couples.

Our love is like dividing by zero...it is not possible to define.

Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it