Christian Pick Up Lines

Oh I’m sorry. I was just admiring God’s creation.

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.

s your name faith? Because you're the evidence of things I hoped for.

Since I love God and… You love God….We should love each other.

So I heard Jesus called you.. Mind if I do the same?

So I heard you're looking for your knight in shining armor. Well I happen to be wearing the full…

So what do redeemed and justified men in Christ like to do on the weekends?

The Bible says "give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry." So how about dinner tonight?

The bible says ask and you shall receive, so when are you going to be mine?

The bible says my treasure is in heaven, so what are you doing down here?

The bible says think about whatever is pure and lovely... So I've been thinking about you all day!

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are.

The bible says to hold fast to what is good, so I promise to never let go of you.

The curves of your thighs are like jewelry, the handiwork of a master...

The Lord came to me in a dream, told me today you be the Revelation that I would be waiting for to Genesis my love.

Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

Wanna go to my place and do stuff Jesus can redeem us from?

Want some holy spirit in you Baby?

Want to see how many ways I can make you praise the lord?

When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.

Would I be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?

Would you allow me to come into the promised land? Because I'd love to see your burning bush.

You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes, we might just be a miracle.

You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

You are perfect, except with all the sin.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

You can call me Jericho, because I'm falling for you.

You can dip your fingers in my holy water anytime.

You float my ark.

You know the story of Jericho? How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

You love God, I love God. We should totally date and love Him together.

You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.

You must be made out of water because Jesus turned you into FINE.

You remind me of David and his slingshot because you’re a knockout.

You think the Romans nailed Jesus hard? Wait until you get a load of me.

You're giving me a resurrection.

You're like Eve and I'm like Adam cause I fell for you.

You're looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

You're my Promised Land.

Your middle name must be Grace, cause baby, you're amazing.

Your name must be Grace, because you are Amazing.

You’re proof that evolution is false cause it would take all eternity for someone to get as good looking as you!