Christian Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious christian pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a Pharisee? Because you're the fairest one I see.
Are you a preacher? Cause you have beautiful feet!
Are you hot or is that just the holy spirit burning inside you?
Are you saved? Cuz I’d like to spend eternity with you.
Are you the moon? Because I definitely see you reflecting the Son.
Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.
Baby, I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
Baby, you've definitely risen me from the dead!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Did you walk around me 7 times? Because I fell for you.


Do you need prayer? Because I'd love to lay hands on you.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Excuse me ma'am, but may I sin all over your bosoms?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Excuse me, is your name Grace? Because you are so amazing.
Girl, i could see myself being comfortable reading Song of Solomon with you.
Girl, I must be Jesus cause I need to be inside you.
Girl, you must be Wesleyan, because my heart is strangely warmed.
God breathed the breath of life into mans nostrils, but you can feel free to breathe it into my lips.


God is good all the time, but you look good all the time.
Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?
Have you met little Jesus?
Hello, my name is Will. As in, I'm Gods will for your life.
Hey babe, wanna come over? My parents are home.
Hey baby wanna go to church with me?
Hey boy, if I walk around you seven times, will you fall for me?
Hey cutie, on a scale of David to Paul, how single are you?
Hey girl want study scripture together in my dorm tonight?


Hey girl why don't you and I make an Exodus out of here and get some dinner?
Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.
Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar's wife?
Hey girl, do you need to build an ark? Because I Noah guy!
Hey girl, do you prefer sloppy wet kiss or unforeseen kiss?
Hey girl, I can’t wait to see your body… of Christ. When are you going to invite me to church?
Hey girl, if we were around Noah right now, he would definitely pair us together.
Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!
Hey girl, just call me Joshua and you can be Jericho. Because you're gonna fall for me.


Hey girl. Bathsheeba had nothing on you.
Hey girl. Do you know what the Temple veil and I have in common? We're both ripped.
Hey girl. I heard Jesus called you. Mind if I do the same?
Hey girl. I was reading the Book of Numbers the other day and I realized...I don't have yours.
Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.
Hey gurl, are you Abraham? Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.
Hey gurl, is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
Hey, girl. How submissive are you?
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. But do you wanna pray with me? And hold hands maybe?


Hi, my name’s will. God’s will.
How about you show me peace on Earth and I'll show you good will toward men?
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you.

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