St. Patricks Day Pick Up Lines

Irish you were my lover.

Is that a bar of gold in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

It's shaped like a rainbow, wanna see it?

It's St. Patrick's Day, but Patrick is....PINK!

I’m Dublin my efforts to get you to go out with me.

Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

Kiss me, I'm legally Irish.

Kiss me, I’m NOT Irish!!!

Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.

Lassie, it’s your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!

Let's go see how this fairy tale ends.

Lets compare stories of religious guilt trauma over Corned Beef and Kashmiri chai.

Make out with me, I'm very Irish.

Miss, if your shamrocks need some bangers, I got the shortest sausage for you!

My leprechaun wants to swim in your pot of gold like he's Scrooge McDuck.

My lips are like the Blarney Stone - kiss them for good luck.

Oh, you're half Irish? Then you already have half of me in you!

Once you go green, you'll never choose anything in between baby.

Pinch me..I'm not wearing green.

So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?

St. Patrick blessed me with luck today because I stumbled upon someone as hot as you.

St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day with beer, so let’s drink to love.

Tip o’ the Trojan to ye!

Top o’ the morning to ya—actually, I’d like to be on top of you in the morning!

Wanna pet my Irish setter. You're making him stand at attention.

Wanna see if there's a pot of gold at the end of my rainbow?

Want a pint of green beer?

Was your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.

Well, lass, we’re the only ones still standing. How about a go?

Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex.

When I see you, my dick is Dublin size.

Why don’t you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we’ll get Lucky!

You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.

You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lover.

You're short, ginger, and wearing green. You're basically a leprechaun.