Game Of Throne
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious game of throne for teens and adults.
I’m going to stick you with my pointy end!
I’m known as the Lord of Bones sweetie. Want to touch my largest bone?
I’m known as the Lord of Bones. Want to touch my largest bone?
I’m off to the Night’s Watch sweetie. Care to make my last night a memorable one?
I’m old and blind sweetie, can I feel you?
I’m old and blind, can I feel you?
I’m the Hand of the King sweetie. Want to see what these hands can do?
I’m the Hand of the King. Want to see what these hands can do?
I’m the rightful heir to the Iron Throne sweetie. Want to conquer the Seven Kingdoms with me?
I’ve been killed several times sweetie and don’t remember much, are you my wife?
Let’s do it on the Wall babe.
Let’s get Stark naked babe!
Let’s get Stark naked!
Looks don't matter babe, I'll just wrap you in my banner and fuck you for glory.
My friends call me the Dancing Teacher sweetheart, so let me dance you into the bedroom.
My name is The Tickler sweetheart. Want to find out how I got that name?
My seed is strong sweetheart.
My sigil is of a donkey sweetheart, want to find out why?
My sigil is of a donkey, want to find out why?
Now, you’ve woken the dragon!
Reek, Reek rhymes with Freak sweetheart. Did I mention I’m a freak in bed?
Reek, Reek rhymes with Freak. Did I mention I’m a freak in bed?
Show me your dragon, I'll make it spit fire!
Show me your little dragon and I’ll make it spit fire!
Some call me a Dancing Teacher sweetheart. So let’s dance are our way into the bedroom.
Some call me a Dancing Teacher. So let’s dance are our way into the bedroom.
Some call me Kingslayer sweetheart but you can just call me “Pussyslayer.”
Some call me littlefinger that’s until I release my sword!
Tell me, which do you favor, your fingers or your tongue?
That’s not the reason why they call me Littlefinger sweetheart.
That’s not the reason why they call me Littlefinger.
The cold winds are not the only thing that’s rising.
The night is dark and full of terrors sweetheart. What do say you come back to my castle and I’ll protect you from such terrors.
The real "Kingslayer" darling is in my pants.
The real kingslayer is in my pants!
They call me little finger. But the only little things are my fingers.
They call me the King of the North darling, but I'd go south for you.
They call me the king of the north. But, I’m excellent going down south.
They call me The Knight of Flowers darling. Do you happen to have a brother?
They may call me the Onion Knight darling, but trust me, I don’t smell like onions down there.
Wanna go pray to my God’s Wood
Want to climb onto The Mountain That Rides honey?
Want to do it on my dragon darling?
Want to go flay someone darling?
Want to go pray to my God’s Wood darling!?
Want to see my Casterly Cock darling?
What House do you belong to honey?
What House do you belong to?
When I see you everything Rises, harder and Stronger!
Who needs Milk of the poppy honey, when I can have you?
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