Senior Citizen Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious senior citizen pick up lines for teens and adults.
You don't look a day over 69.
You ever been with a man that has Parkinson's? You won't need to do a thing. Just hold on tight and I'll do the rest.
You make me want to party like it's 1949!
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
You remind me of someone I met during the summer of 1969, those were the best days of my life.
You're never too old to turn new tricks...
You, me and the defribrillator, baby.
Your hospice bed or mine?
Your name must be Alzheimer, because the Kaiser stole my pudding...
Your Nursing home or mine?
Your scooter or mine?
Your senior assisted living facility or mine?
Your smile looks nice, but it would look better in a glass on my nightstand.
Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.
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