Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines

The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.

The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.

There’s nothing quite like having fresh pie on the table.

Those juicy breasts are making me hungry!

Time to put the turkey in.

Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.

Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I’ll promise to let you win!

Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.

What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

What will you be stuffing your turkey with?

When it comes to making tasty turkey, I'm a master baster.

Would you like me to assign someone to gravy your mashed potatoes?

Wow, that's one fantastic spread!

Yes, you can butter my biscuit.

You can be the pumpkin in my pie.

You can mash my potatoes anytime.

You can ride my Mayflower.

You know what they say about large belt buckles...

You make my turkey timer pop.

You wouldn’t need pumpkin pie if you invited me over for dinner.

You're like Thanksgiving: one day I hope to have you at my place.

You’re like pumpkin pie: Perfectly sweet, and exactly what I want on my lips at the end of the night.

You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.