Vampire Pick Up Lines

Something's wrong with my teeth. They keep thinking about your neck.

Suck my blood so I know it's real.

That’s a nice looking cape. It would look even nicer on the floor at the foot of my bed.

The most beautiful woman I've seen in over 300 years.

The one place I don't suck is in bed.

They say love bites...wanna find out?

Wanna get together and bite each other all night long?

Want to know why they call me Vlad the Impaler?

We're the same temperature now.

When I saw your face, my heart started to beat again.

Where have you been all my after-life?

Who needs blood when you've got swag?

Would you like a bite?

Would you like me to rock your world for an eternity?

You have a very delicate neck! Can I taste it?

You have the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

You make me so thirsty, I could drink you up.

You make me want to go out into the sun. I belong to you.

You're cute but you're not my blood type.

You're just my type: A negative

You're like the sun; you're so hot, you make my blood boil.

You're not a vampire, are you? 'Cause I'd like to take you out for a nice stake.

You're not the only one who can suck.

You're so beautiful that when I look at you my heart starts beating.

Your blood is so hot I could get burnt.

Your coffin or mine?

Your skin won't be pale after a night with me.

You’re so beautiful, Van Helsing wouldn’t kill you.