Pokemon

Is that a Fletchling in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Rhyhorn in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a tangela down there?

Is that girl a gym? Because I want to defend her.

It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!

I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.

I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.

I’d like to Pikachu naked.

I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.

I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

I’d love to peek at your chu.

I’d POUND you with my Piplup.

I’m drawn to your Mystic.

I’m glad I brought my Pokedex today because I’m checking you out.

I’m going to Weedle my way into your heart.

I’ve got Masterballs baby.

Let me be your ruler. I could be your Nidoqueen.

Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.

Like a Magneton, I’m so attracted to you.

Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

My Diglett’s attracted to your Sweet Scent.

My Gyarados is big enough for you to ride it all day and night.

My Instinct tells me you’re the one.

My love burns for you like the fire on a Typhlosion’s back.

My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.

My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.

My map says there’s a hottie nearby, and the footprints led me right to you.

My Pikachu wants a peek-at-chu.

My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.

My Pokestop has been Krabby-free since the ’80s.

My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!

My Typhlosion knows Eruption.

On our anniversary I’ll give you a beautiful red Roselia.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had one, I’d catch you.

Sex with you is almost as good as cleaning my ears with a cotton Swablu.

Show me your Rat-tatas.

Tauros use stomp, and Magmar breathes fire. Pokemon’s useless, when it’s you I desire.

There’s a lot of Magicarp in the sea, but I Diglett you the most.

Those lips… can I Smoochum?

Too many pikachu out there but i still cant pikat you.

Took a Pikachu while you were changing, now Seaking to Rhydon you.

Trapinch me I must be dreaming.

Wanna Battle? My Pokeballs are ready.

Wanna go for a ride in my Piplup truck?

Wanna let me Jiggle your Puffs?

Wanna train my Poliwag?

Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?

Want to battle me? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!

Want to Link your cable onto me?