Color Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious color pick up lines for teens and adults.



I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I'd match your eyes to a Pantone color, but there isn't a color for amazing yet.
I'd stop wearing black for you.
I'll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.
I'll wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it's black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.
I'm about to change into my red shirt because you're to die for.
I'm just a panda looking for a white boy.
I'm wearing green pants...
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.


If you were white and shiny and had an Apple logo on you, I'd take you home right now.
Im going to give you a white Christmas.
In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.
I’ve got a bottle of red, a bottle of white — want to have a love scene in an Italian restaurant?
Little red corvette, baby you're much too fast.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
On our anniversary I’ll give you a beautiful red Roselia.
On you, 'wet' is my favorite color.Elvis Presely
Once you go black you siriusly dont go back!


Once you go brown, you'll always be down.
Pinch me..I'm not wearing green.
Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.
Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...
That black shirt really matches your soul babe.
The color of your 'i's is amazing.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
The only other time my cheeks have been this red is when I'm blushing around you.


They say that love is colorblind. Blind people are also colorblind, so let's make love.
Wanna see the black parade?
Want to see my Red Hat?
What's a naughty thing like you doing wearing white?
What's your favorite color? You!
White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.
Will you be my green pig? Cos I just wanna smash into you.
You fit right into my color palette.
You know that Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis scene from Black Swan? That's us tonight.


You must always get cast as Snow White, because you have so much “talent”.
You must be the yellow eyed demon because you're my obsession.
You seem like a nice ghoul, you into black guys?
You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.
Your blue skin brings out the color of your eyes.
Your eyes are the beautiful green of a sealed ziploc bag.
Your eyes are the color of my Porsche.

Do you have a good pick up line that you would like to share? Click here to submit your line!

Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for another great pick up line.