Nerd

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Cause you're CuTe.

Are you sitting on F5 button? Because your back is refreshing.

Aye girl, your beauty is like a Zetabyte...there's virtually nothing with which to compare it.

Damn girl, your hips and thighs look compressed in those jeans. Shall I... unzip them for you?

Hey baby, you're so beautiful, you even get Mr. Spock excited.

Hi crush, would you be my main quest?

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

I'm selectively permeable, so you really must be something special.

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

If you're a nerd, I'm a nerd.

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

Is this the Matrix? Because I think you’re The One.

Let’s do like two particles in the Hadron Collider and smash into each other.

My name’s Microsoft...can I crash at your place tonight?

So you're saying your pipette is fully functional.

Wanna check our math together?

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

When I heard you liked Star Wars, I knew right then you were the Obi Wan for me.

You give me epsilon, I'll give you Delta. Together we can find limits.

You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.

You probably won’t believe this, but in real life I’m still a virgin.

You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.