Star wars Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious star wars pick up lines for teens and adults.



After I am done, you can slice my belly up with my lightsaber and crawl in for warmth.
Are you from Tatooine? Cause you're hot.
Are you ladies looking for love in Alderaan places...?
Are you Tatooine? Because I'm a Moisture Farmer.
Aren't you a little sexy to be a stormtrooper?
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
Do or do not do me. There is no handjob.
Girl, your smile shines brighter than a kyber crystal on Illum.
Han Solo won't be the only one getting stabbed tonight.


Hey, girl, they call me Red Five 'cause I don't pull out in time
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.
I need to me a new girl cuz im tired of doing it with my Hans Solo.
I want you so bad we should get matching tatooines.
I won't shoot first in bed.
If I were a Jedi , would you be my strength?
It's cold outside baby, let's play Empire Strikes Back. You can be a Tauntaun and I'll get inside you.


Like a sarlacc, I'd spend a thousand years with you!
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
That's no moon, but would you like it to be?
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.
There is a great disturbance.... In my pants!
There's a hairy-as-a-wookie one, I'm sure of it.
We would be honored if you would join me.
When I heard you liked Star Wars, I knew right then you were the Obi Wan for me.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?


Wouldn't you like to feel the force flowing within you?
You *are* the Ewok I've been looking for.
You can't be a real stormtrooper...this photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn't miss!
You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.
You truly belong up here with us in the clouds.Lando
You're the droid that I've been looking for.

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