Asian Pick Up Lines

Are you Asian? Because you just stole my heart.

Are you from South Korea? Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.

Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna Phil you with my penis.

Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.

Baby, you like the rice. Because I never get sick of you.

Baby, your teeth are as white as my rice.

Can I be the fortune in your cookie?

Ching ching chung, I can please you with my tongue.

Do you always keep around a samurai sword?

Do you have yellow fever? Because I can be your cure.

For an Asian girl, you sure are cool.

Girl do you eat eggplant... because your body is bangan.

Girl, you're the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.

Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.

Hey baby, I got curry, whats the hurry?

Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?

Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.

Hope you stay a long while, it makes my heart Singapore happy tunes.

I didn't know if I should have come over, but I saw you smile and thought Phuket, why not?

I eat cats if you know what I mean.

I hope you're not a monk, cos I'd love to go Tibet with you.

I know karate.

I know tae kwon do.

I like my girls like I like my rice white, hot and steamy.

I love sushi. Can you make some for me?

I'd like to say hello to her kitty.

I'm just a panda looking for a white boy.

If you open your eyes you will see how much I love you.

In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.

Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?

Is your name Asiyah, cos I see ya in my life.

It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.

It is safe to say that you are from Tokyo? Because I need to get in Japanties.

I’m Asian. Do you have any Asian in you? Need a few?

Let me be your shang if you be my mulan.

Lets take a wok to my place.

My eyes may seem small but I’ve got a HUGE personality!

So do you know how to use chopsticks?

Were you affected by the radiation in Japan? Because you are just glowing.

What's your dads number?

Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

With me you'll feel like the Ganges. Wet, dirty and constantly in motion.

Yo girl, come over later and I'll Nagasaki all over your face.

You are my heart and Seoul.

You are the soy sauce to my fish.

You know, my name means 'powerful'.

You like Bollywood films? India-event you don't, I know a good samosa shack nearby.

You must love eating eggplants because you body is Bangen.

You turn me on like a rice cooker.

You're like fresh ginger on the rice bowl of my life.