Redneck Pick Up Lines

Are both of those teeth real?

Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!

Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

Are you a parking ticket? cause you read fiiiine all over!

Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.

Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away.

Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

Did you grow up on a chicken farm?? Because you sure know how to raise cock!!

Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

Get in the truck, bitch!

Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.

Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable.

God wants us to be together. That is why he gave us the same parents!

God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.

Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?

Hey babe, nice legs. What time do they open?

Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.

Hey baby, nice tooth.

Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.

Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?

I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went in this cheap motel room.

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder.

I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?

I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock.

I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I can make yer “bed-rock.”

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

If you was a tree an I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first!

Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

Me and u are goin too make love tonite!!!!u no y??? cause I am stronger than u!!!!

My home is where I park it

My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

One time there was this squirrel on coc and he wents NUTS!!!

Pull my finger.

Rednecks don't need pickup lines, because they got pick up trucks

Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!

Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?

Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?

Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?

Wanna ride my Monster truck?

Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?

Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.

Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.

Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.