Happy to see me

Is that a magic wand or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a magical staff in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Is that a phone in your pocket is your rooster happy to see me.

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Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Is that a scepter under your tunic or are you just happy to see me?Loki

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Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an Epi-Pen in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

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Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an uplifted picket sign, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

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Is that down dog... Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Ice in your sheath or are you happy to see me?

Is that leadership in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?