Game Of Throne


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious game of throne for teens and adults.



How’s your kracken hangin’?
I already have 20 wives but another one won’t hurt.
I already have wives but another one won’t hurt dear.
I always wanted to be a ranger.
I always wanted to be a wizard.
I am called Xaro Xhoan Daxos dear. Spell it and I’m yours!
I am called Xaro Xhoan Daxos. Spell it and I’m yours!
I am Iron born dear, I take what’s mine.
I am the king, so if you don't go out with me, I'll kill your dad.
I believe you owe me a flagon of mead, for when I saw you across the room, I dropped mine.


I can keep it going all the winter long!
I don't want to be a Queen dear, I want to be the Queen of your loins.
I had a greendream that we would be together sweetheart.
I hear a woman’s only weapon is what’s between her legs sweetheart. Care to battle?
I heard you like Magic sweetheart, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
I incest you go on a date with me sweetheart!
I incest you go on a date with me!
I just came all the way down the Kingsroad when I saw you.
I just gave birth to a shadow baby sweetheart. How about we make it a brother?


I may be an imp but I never go limp!
I may be an Imp sweetheart, but I never go limp.
I may be king in the north but I want to be king of your heart!
I may have Cold Hands sweetheart but I have a warm touch.
I may know nothing, but you make me harder than Valyrian steel.
I may not be unsullied. But I’ll show you my grey worm.
I may not have a tongue but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.
I may not have a tongue sweetheart but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.
I may not have the use of my legs but trust me sweetheart, other parts still work just fine.


I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.
I must be R’hollor, because my hearts on fire for you sweetheart.
I must been a green seer, cuz you came out of my dreams!
I want to have your shadow babies!
I want you to stick me with the pointy end sweetheart.
I would conquer the seven kingdoms for you sweetheart.
I would conquer the seven Kingdoms for you!
I'd climb the entire wall just to get your digits, girl!
I'll stick you with my pointy end.


If only I were that Tyroshi pear brandy you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
Is that a Tyrosi in your pocket?
Is that Ice in your sheath or are you happy to see me?
Is that milk of poppy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is your name Winter? Because I heard you are coming.
I’ll fight a bear for you sweetie!
I’ll make you howl louder than my direwolf!
I’m a Maester of tapping dat ass sweetie!
I’m a wildling in the sack sweetie.


I’m a wildling in the sack.
I’m Dothraki sweetie, I only know how to do it one way.
I’m fiercer than a direwolf in bed!
I’m going to stick you with my pointy end sweetie!

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