Doctor Who

How about we go back to the Tardis and play doctor.

How about you and I go back to my TARDIS so I can sonic screw you?

I am the Doctor and I want you to be my companion.

I couldn’t forget you even if you were a silence.

I did a scan for alien tech, and it told me you were out of this world.

I hear you’re Allon-easy.

I like my girls like i like my police boxes bigger on the inside and more beautiful on the outside.

I long for you.

I may have one heart, but I can still love you like I have too.

I may not be the Doctor, and you may not be my companion, but you can time-travel in my TARDIS anytime you want.

I saw you from across the TARDIS and you made my... Snakedance.

I think you need a Doctor.

I think you’re fantastic!

I want to doo-wee-doo you.

I won't blink cause baby, you're a weeping angel.

I'd like to take you out for texting and scones.

I'm also the master in bed.

I'm not blinking, because I don't want to miss a second of you.

I'm very sorry, but that is NOT a sonic screwdriver in my pocket...

I've been fully upgraded. Yeah, baby, you know it.Cyberman

I've never been to Uranus. Wanna change that?

If I were a Cyberman, I’d give you an upgrade.

If I were The Doctor, would you be my companion?

If you’ll be the doctor I’ll be your tardis and you can ride me through space and time

IN-CEM-IN-ATE!

Inseminate! Inseminate!

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket are you just happy to see me?

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is your gaze from another galaxy? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Is your name Cassandra? Because I'd like to keep you moisturised all day long.

It must be raining up, cause you’ve got me over the moon.

It's bigger on the inside.

It's fucking massive on the inside.

I’d like the be the one to open your Pandorica.

I’ll make your bed wibbly wobbly every timey wimey

I’ll make your towers sing.

I’m like a weeping angel, when you look at me I get hard as stone

I’m no Rory Williams, but I’d wait 2,000 years to see you again

Let me be the impossible girl to your doctor.

Let me shout at your jammy dodger.

Like River longs for The Doctor,

May I take your clothes.

My bedroom is bigger on the inside.

My lungs store oxygen; share

My planet exploded... Wanna repopulate?

My sonic screwdriver has a vibrate function. Wanna see?

No honestly my real name is John Smith.

No. Impossible. I’m fully booked for the next two centuries.

Now watch the rise of my Cyberman.

Of all of time and space, I came here to touch your butt.