Cars and Trunks Pick Up Lines

I like to lean back while you just sit on cruse.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crewcab.

I need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.

I see you got a lot of room in your backset.

I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.

I want to put my piston in your cylinder.

I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

Id like to put my dip stick in your oil hole.

If I can hit his windshield from up here, you owe me a kiss.

If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night long.

If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.

If you were a Porsche, I would wax and laughter throughout the city.

If you were a Porsche, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?

Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.

My nuts are made of titanium.

My other car is a Dodge Dart.

Once you get her started she purrs like a kitten.

Race you to the next light!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.

So what kind of vehicle do you drive?

This isn't the only Hummer I'm getting tonight.

Want to charge up with me?

Want to check my oil?

We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.

What is the difference between an erection and a Lamborghini ? I do not have a Lamborghini now.

Will you change my oil in the nude?

Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?

You can be the twin turbos and I can be your v8 and together we can make 545hp.

You make me want to become a cleaner-burning woman.

You must be out of coolant, cause your engine is running Hot!

You want me to ride you home... I mean you want a ride home?

Your back seat or mine?

Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.

Your eyes are the color of my Porsche.