Poker Pick Up Lines

Back at my room....The blinds don't go up until the maid comes in.

Can I splash my chips all over you?

Can I tap your stack for good luck?

Can you please stop staring at my chip stack.

Have you ever gone all in with a pair of ladies before?

Hey, are you the bottom of my early position opening range because you're a QT.

Hey. Wanna see my one eyes jack?

I don't mind going in blind, as long as I'm comin' out happy.

I had a flush until you stole my heart.

I may not be good looking, but I'm ranked Top 20 in the country

I only have one move in poker and in love...and it’s all in.

I wouldn't mind a bad beating from you.

I'd go all in on the chance to see you again.

I'll go all in to get that jackpot.

I'm not in the blinds, but I want a piece of the/that action.

If I bet, will you call me?

If you give me your heart I’ll give you a diamond.

I’ve got a side game going on in my pants...wanna play?

Looks like you’ve got top and bottom pair covered.

My favorite hand is when yours is holding mine.

My hand is pretty weak, can I use yours?

Nice hands!

Nice set.

Thank you for helping me make my hand...all I needed was a queen.

Want to play heads up I’ve got chips in my room.

Want to see what I'm holding?

We can have sex, but let’s make it quick blinds are up in 7 minutes.

What are the pot odds we’ll be waking up next to each other.

Yeah i'm checking. Checking you out.

You must be a 10 cause you just gave me a straight.

You sucked out on me, now it’s my turn.