Redneck Pick Up Lines

Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.

You are like a large mouth bass...I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

You are not the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.

You can't handle the tooth!

You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.

You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.

Your a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.