Canadian Pick Up Lines

Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?

Sorry, but would you mind if I poutine it in your butt?

The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.

Want to help raise my totem pole?

Want to see my Canadian Tire money?

Want to see my lumber, Jack?

We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?

What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?

When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.

Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.

Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.

Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?

Won’t you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?

Would you help an endangered species? Because my woodcock needs help.

You and I could totally melt my igloo.

You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?

You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?

You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.

You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Montreal.

You're sweeter than my maple syrup.