Batman


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious batman for teens and adults.



After tonight you can say you've been with a man played by George Clooney, Christan Bale and the guy from Top Gun.
Are you Bane? Cause your making my dark knight rise.
Are you holding the people of Gotham in a constant state of fear? Cause girl you da BOMB!
Are you trying to get under my cape, doctor?
Aye baby girl, I'd hit it so hard that words describing the impact will appear out of thin air.
Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.
Can i hide in your batcave for a while?
Can I park my batmobile in your cave?
Don't make me take the Bat out of its Cave.
Don't mean to sound interesting or anything...but I'm Batman.


Don't worry, I always wear a hood.
Have you ever been to Gotham City? I can take you there.
Have you seen my car? Or should I say... Batmobile.
Heaven's in the back seat of my Batmobile. Let me take you there.
Hey baby, have you ever seen the inside of the batcave?
Hey baby, want me to park my BatMobile in your Batcave?
Hey baby....I'm Batman.
Hey boy, are you batman? Because I really don't understand what you're saying most of the time but you're still cool.
Hey do i look like batman? Cuz you look like catwoman.
  • Batman
  • Submitted by: Chill Bill


Hey girl! MY Dark Knights Rising!
Hey girl, can i drive my tumbler into your bat cave?
Hey girl, is your name Robin? Because I want you to slide down my Batpole.
Hey wanna see my batmobile?
Hey, I just met you, and your in peril, but here's my batsign, so signal maybe?
Hey, I'm WAY hotter than George Clooney.
Hi there I'm a dark and tortured super hero!
I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.
I like your rubber bodysuit.


I may be Batman, but you're Robin my heart.
I need you more than this city needs a grim vigilante.
I see Robin and I aren't the only dynamic duo in town.
I swore on my parents' grave to protect the innocent. Take off your bra.
I was NOT groping your breast... I'm Batman, not The Fiddler.
I'll protect you... and my suit will protect you from sexually transmitted infections!
I'm a close personal friend of Superman.
I'm Batman and let me show you my thing thats in my cave, my BIG...BLACK...Batmobile.
I'm Batman, wanna make out?
  • Batman
  • Submitted by: Wolfrider


I'm friends with Superman, Robin, Wonder Woman and Kanye!
I'm looking for a new lair, is your cave open to the batmobile?
I'm not trying to impress you but I'm batman.
If I was batman I would totally save you over Harvey Dent.
If you were Justice you and I would be in a League of our own.
Is that a batarang in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a batphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I’m still Batman.
  • Batman
  • Submitted by: Salvador Nelson
Let me see the Batcave.


Most people call me Batman, but you can call me anytime.
Once you go bat you never go back.
Once you have Batman once, you'll want Batman Forever.
ou must be Catwoman because you make my Dark Knight rise.

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