Batman


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious batman for teens and adults.



So, my parents won't be around this weekend... or ever.
That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.
The bat hasn't been in a cave for a while if you know what I mean.
The Dark Knight isn't the only thing that's rising.
The Joker? Sorry, I'm not really into auto-erotic asphyxiation.
They should just replace my bat signal with a picture of you. I'd get there even faster.
Wanna be my Harley Quinn?
Wanna get outta here and check out the dark night?
  • Batman
  • Submitted by: shuttleworth
Wanna know how I got these scars?
Want to see how well my bat sonar works under the covers?


Want to see my dark night rise?
Will u be my Batgirl to my Batman?
Yes I am happy to see you and no thats not a batarang in my pocket.
  • Batman
  • Submitted by: Lawton Miller
You are making my Dark Knight rise.
You don't need a bat signal to make me come!
You ever made it with a guy in tights?
You just stole my heart. Are you sure your not a thief in a cat costume?
You know how they say bats can see in the dark? Well, you should see what THIS bat can do in the dark!
You may not be the girl I deserve, but you're the one I need.


You must be Bane, because you are breaking my heart.
You must be Catwoman cause the Dark Knight Rises.
You must be catwoman. Cause im pretty sure you just stole my heart.
You wanna be my Ra's Al Girl?
Your underground cave or mine?

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