Pokemon

Every time you noibat your eyes at me, you infiltrate my heart.

Girl you must have used tail whip, because your booty is leaving me defenceless.

Girl, you make me wanna use Harden, and you know what? Its super effective.

Girl, you must have used tail whip, because your booty is leaving me defenseless!

Give me the OK and I’ll explode all over you.

Have you been working out? Because you look like a gym leader.

Hey baby, are you Viridian Forest? Because I'd like to get a Pikachu.

Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?

Hey baby, why don't we Pokemon Go back to my place.

Hey boy… Here’s a razzberry, cuz I’m tryna lock it down!

Hey Girl, Can I get a Pikachu?

Hey girl, do you like Pokemon? Because I chose you!

Hey girl… I wanna see if I can make you Squirtle.

Hey, are you a Bulbasaur? 'Cause you're number one in my Pokedex!

Hey, girl, lemme impress you with my Valor.

Hey, I’ve got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?

Hi baby, how’d you like it if I stuck it in your Wooper?

How would you like me to use my Onix to Bind you to my bed?

I bought you an EVERSTONE Because I love you just the way you are.

I don’t need 99 souls, all I need one – yours.

I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

I just want to stick it in your Wooper.

I know exactly where your G-spot is. I have the Silph Scope.

I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.

I love her so much that if I died I’d Haunter.

I must be a Pokemon because you’ve lured me in.

I must need an awakening ‘Cause I just found the girl of my dreams.

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.

I think I need a paralyze heal, cause you’re absolutely stunning.

I think you've used attract, because you've immobilised me with love.

I think you’re giving me vital spirit, because I could never get tired of you.

I think you’re more beautiful and magical than the first pokemon game I’ve ever played.

I turn on my charmander pants come right off

I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.

I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you!

I wish You'd be a Pokémon, at least I'd have a chance to catch you...

I'd like to take a good Pik-at-chu.

If CP stood for Cute Points you’d have well over 1000.

If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz

If I were a clefairy, I’d Double-Slap that ass.

If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.

If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.

If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

If you need to stock up on Pokeballs, I’ve got a couple right here.

If you were a Pokemon I would use my only master ball to catch you.

If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!

If you were a sea creature, you’d be the Wailord.

Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Doduo in your pants or are you just happy to see me?