Pokemon

Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

Want to ride my emPOLEon?

We both got a bucket of Torchic, wanna do it ?

We’re one-in-the-same, just like all Duduo. To see you smile, I’d traverse all of Kanto.

What’s your favorite move? Mine is Lick.

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Mine’s erectabuzz!

When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.

When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!

When I’m with you, all my cares are Porygone.

Whoa there. You're moving too fast. I'm a passenger.

Will you use Rock Polish on my Pokeballs?

Would you like to see my Safari Zone?

Wynaut go out with me?

You are so hot, I think I’m going to need a burn heal.

You don’t need to keep catching Pidgies cuz I’m a fully powered Pidgeot, baby.

You just Weedle-d your way into my heart.

You know I’d walk 10km if I could just see you tonight.

You know what they say about men with big feet. All the better to catch 'em all with.

You light up my life more than a Lanturn.

You make my Darkrai rise.

You make my heart melt.

You makes me Harden everytime I see you.

You Muk me horny.

You must be a ghost type, because you’ve been hiding from me your whole life.

You must be a Magnemite because I’m attracted to you.

You must be an HM, cause you’re unforgettable.

You must be training an Aerodactyl, because you just flew away with my heart.

You must know Earthquake, because you’re smile leaves me shaking inside.

You must’ve used an incense, cuz I’m drawn to only you.

You put the “cool” in Tentacool.

You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.

You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.

You're worth more than a thousand nuggets.

Your boyfriend is Slaking. I won’t.

Youre my Pikachu. You belong beside me, not inside my Pokeball.

You’ll be weezing after I’m done with you.

You’ll get no bugs from me. I’m using a Max Repel.

You’re cute as an oddish, like the flowers that bloom. Your love is my leaf stone, berft I’m a gloom.

You’re like a Milotic. You leave me attracted by your beauty!

You’re like Pokémon Trainer Red, you’re out of my League.

You’re more beautiful than a Beautifly.

You’re so hot I’m going to need a Burn Heal.

You’re so hot you must have the Volcano badge.

You’re so hot, I think I’m going to need a burn heal.

You’re sweeter than Candy.

You’ve slept with a lot of people? That’s okay. I don’t support slut Shaymin.