Minecraft Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, are you some red stone because you light up my world.

Hey girl, I'm going to be your hopper tonight, I'm going to drop my load in bit by bit.

Hey let's get you out of that armor and see what skin you're wearing.

Hey, are you diamond ore? Cause you're the rarest thing in myworld.

How about I show you my Ender Dragon.

I am like a Enderman, your never see me cumming.

I am like a Zombie, I will bang down your door and eat you out.

I don't know if my blaze rod will fit in your nether portal.

I don't need to be a cave spider to shoot my web all over you.

I like you so much, I'd trade all my diamonds for your heart.

I like your skin.

I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you.

I wanna give you the most unique seed you've ever had.

I want to strap a saddle on you and lead you around with a carrot on a stick.

I'd give all my diamonds & my emeralds. I'd fight the Ender Dragon, I'd get shot by a Skeleton, just to be with you.

I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.

I'm like a zombie and you're like the sun - you light me on fire!

If you let me into your nether, you'll be screaming like a ghast!

If you were ore, I'd mine you all night long!

Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is your hunger bar low cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Jeff Goldblum, I'm not dirt, I'm gravel because I'm falling for you.

Look at the Netherrack on you!

My favourite ore in this game isn't the diamond, but your heart.

My love will burn for you as long as a torch in Minecraft.

My staff is ready, I want to travel to your promised land.

No I'm not dirt... I'm gravel because I'm falling for you.

Obsidian isn't the only hard thing you can mine.

Stop lighting me up like a TNT, I'm gonna explode!

The zombies won't be the only thing moaning all night.

We all know hardcore is the only way to play.

Wish I had a good shovel so I could dig you, but I wasted all the diamonds on my hoe.

You are the diamond to my minecart.

You better bring a diamond pickaxe to my house. Cause there's obsidian in my pants.

You better have a diamond pick cause I'm hard as obsidian baby.

You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.

You must be a redstone torch, because you're extending my piston!

You must be a torch, because you light up my world.

You must be bone meal because you make me grow 10 feet tall.

You must be from nether, because you are out of this world.

You must be ice, because I've been waiting to pick you up for a long time.

You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.

You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall.

You would be the finest thing in my inventory, you make me want to 'q' out everything else.

You're 18 right? Good. So I can make your bedrock.

You're the bone meal of my heart.

You're the lightning bolt that charges my creeper.

You. Me. Minecraft. Tonight.

Your eyes are like an emerald beacon.