Emo


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious emo for teens and adults.



I'm emo.
I'm fairly local...in your bed.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Bonga D.
I'm not a Vampire but i'll bite your neck like one.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Amar
I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: me
I've got something besides a loaded-gun complex you can cock and pull.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Samantha
If I had chemical I'd want some romance with you.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: CGS
If my hair wasn't covering my eyes right now, I'd be staring at you.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: phoebe
If you like A Day To Remember I'll give you a night to remember.
Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


Is that guyliner in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Supremacy
Is that MP3 player in your pocket or you just happy to see me?
Is your name Wendy? Because I wan't you to run away with me.
Let's cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.
Let's go on a date, I'll make sure it's A Day To Remember!
Let's have sex and listen to MCR.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: puppy
Let's run under the stars through cemetery backyards.
My eyes aren't the only thing that's the size of the moon.
My heart isn't the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.


My love for you is as deep as the cuts I made on my wrist.
My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is gold for you baby.
My velocity isn't the only thing that's gonna make you sweat tonight.
Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: McGill
Scared you'll get hurt like you did last time? darling you'll be okay, you're not alone you're with me.
Sharpen your teeth and bite as hard as you want...
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: -=Carrie=-
So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Anderé
Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: xenia
That black shirt really matches your soul babe.


The first time I laid eyes on you will always be A Day To Remember.
The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.
The only thing that comforts me is knowing that you'll never be happy.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Raine
The only Veil I wana pierce is the one you'll be wearing on our wedding day.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Melinda
The Phoenix isn't the only thing that's being raised.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Libby
Tonight is going to be sempiternal...
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Chaise Latham
Unlike a certain band, I'd stay with you longer than twelve years.
Unlike my hair colour you're not just a phase.
Wanna help me go hang up a My Chemical Romance poster?


Wanna see my 21" gun?
Wanna see the black parade?
When I'm with you I wear charcoal instead of black cause you brighten up my soul.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: SJ
Why don't we turn my chemical romance into OUR chemical romance?
You can borrow my eyeliner.
You can do my eyeliner anytime.
You can use my hair straightener.
You like the same bands as me? Why are your clothes still on?
You make my soul a little less black.


You're a bitch but I love you anyway.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Aaliyah
You're good, but so was MCR and they broke up.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Sarah
You're not Brendon Urie but you can put my heart beating faster faster...
You're the skin on fried chicken that fills this black void that is my soul.

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