Star Trek


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious star trek for teens and adults.



What's say we shift things into Warp 69?
Where are you from? Do you have any trill symbiont in you? Would you like some?
Why don't we go back to your room and count each others spots.
Would you like to boldly go where no man has gone before?
You had me at illogical.
You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!
Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent'.
Your pants are the final frontier.
Your presence at the bar is violating the Prime Directive.

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