Psychology Pick Up Lines

I’m conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?

I’ve got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?

Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.

Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.

Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn’t just any cigar...

My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.

Ooh, are you electrically stimulating my hypothalamus, or is this just an unconditioned response?

Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.

Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.

So do you have an oral or an fixation?

Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress later?

When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?

Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.

Who’s your daddy? Do I remind you of him?

Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?

You activate my nucelus accumbens like no other.

You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.

You are the greatest perception of my heart’s delusion!

You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!

You raise my oxytocin levels.

You remind me of my mom.

You remind me of my mother.

Your ego may be saying ‘no’, but your id is giving me a tongue bath.

You’re into threesomes? Great, ’cause I’ve got split personality.