Mormon Pick Up Lines

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!

If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.

If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.

If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.

If I were David I would want you to be my Bathsheba.

If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?

If you get lost in the midst of darkness I'll help you find the iron rod.

If you show me your Urim, I'll show you my Thummim.

If you start to feel off balance, just hold tight to the rod.

If you were a cereal, you’d be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.

Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Is the Spirit telling you the same thing it's telling me?

Is the spirit telling you what it’s telling me?

Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.

Is your name virtue cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly!

Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?

I’ve been reading the Book of Numbers, and realized I don’t have yours.

Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.

Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

My body's a temple, and you have a recommend.

My Liahona pointed to you.

My love for you is like shiz's last breath, I just can't hold it in!

No, I’m not coveting. I intend to make you mine.

Not even the veil could make me forget you!

Now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?

The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.

The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.

They remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream . Precious above all others.

They told me that I’d feel the spirit at church, not that I’d see an angel!

Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.

Wanna hold the priesthood?

We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.

What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot!

What is your favorite Temple? I’m looking at mine.

What time should I go to heaven?

What's your favorite temple? Because you're mine.

What’s a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?

What’s your favorite temple? Mine is yours.

When God made you, he was showing off.

You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there'd be another 113 pages between us.

You look like you were born of goodly parents.

You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!

You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish.

You must be the promised land, because my liahona is pointed right at you.