Christian Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious christian pick up lines for teens and adults.
I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I got a Revelation from God, we should definitely be in a Romans.
I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in ancient Greek.
I have been struggling with loneliness. Would you mind meeting me to pray about it?
I just want you to know, I'm praying for you. No, I'm praying FOR you.
I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I'm being lead to Bethlehem.
I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.
I know you've accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there room for me?
I like my men like I like my donuts. Hot 'n holy!
I may not be able to do miracles but i got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?
I may not have the spiritual gift of prophecy, but I do see you in my future.
I never believed in predestination until I met you.
I think your heart is heaven because it is made of gold...
I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.
I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.
I was wondering if you would walk to the altar with me … lets hold hands though.
I went on a beach mission, but all I ended up doing was mission you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I would say God bless you but it looks like He already has.
I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.
I'll show you a second cumming!
I'm hung like Jesus, so why don't you nail me?
I'm Joseph, can you be my Mary.
I'm no Joseph, but perhaps you can help me interpret the dreams I've been having about you.
I'm trying to be in Gods will for you.
I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
I've been struggling with loneliness. Would you mind meeting with me to pray about it?
I've got that missing rib you're looking for girl.
If I walked around you 7 times, would you fall for me?
If this were the flood, you and me would be a pair.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Is it hot in here or is that just the holy spirit burning in you?
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
Is it hot in here? Or is that the fire of the holy spirit burning inside you?
Is that a mirror in your Bible ? Because I see you reflecting Christ!
Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is there any room in your Inn?
Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Is your nick name Jesus because you just healed my heart.
It may be hot outside, but I see the Holy Spirit burning inside of you is even hotter.
Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.
Jesus couldn't make it, so do you want to eat me instead?
Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
Just call me Pharaoh because I won't let you go!
Let's spend the next 3 days in bed. I'll be Jonah and you be the whale.
Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
My name is Adam and God gave you one of my ribs.
Nail me with your cross.
Now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
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