Catholic Pick Up Lines

I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.

I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

I'm catholic, you're catholic. Let's look no more.

I'm doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I'd like to be Marian you.

I'm no Joseph...could you help me interpret the dreams I've been having about you?

I've been praying to St. Anthony my whole life to find you.

I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?

If i had a bead for every time I thought of you I would have a joyful mystery!

If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.

If loving you is a heresy, then let me be anathema.

Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?

Let's do some things you’ll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.

My parish or yours?

My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.

Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.

Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?

Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.

Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.

Soo, I was reading the book of numbers, and I realized I didn't have yours.

St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.

The Holy Spirit is driving me into the wilderness of your temptations.

The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

Trying to be a player.

Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Will you be my date to mass?

Want to join me on the threshing floor?

What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?

Will you be the Alice to my Dietrich?

Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?

With you I am the real me, and nothing else seems to matter.

Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.

You know they say that you have never really dated until you've dated a Catholic.

You smell better than incense!

You, me, candles, wine, and a little Lamb of God?

You’re my eucatastrophe.