Library Pick Up Lines

Like the dewey decimal system? I’m the do-it decimal system.

Meet me in the Romance section let's make Romeo & Juliet jealous.

No one believes I am a librarian, maybe you should try to check me out.

Now that I work at the library I can literally check you out.

Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play librarian.

So... what's an engineering student doing in the social sciences library?

There are so many books here but I want to read you.

They say you’re like a public library, anyone with a card can check you out.

Um, hello. Do you have any books on being in love with me?

We could make such a beautiful library together.

What book would you recommend to help me sweep you off your feet?

You can classify me in your fantasy collection.

You have borrowing privileges with me any time.

You know what else is perfect? The card catalog of your features, girl.

You must have been burning books, because you're looking hot.

You must have some overdue books, because you've got FINE written all over you.

You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!

You were saying, how big is your library again?

You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?

You're like this Book I forgot to return because you've got Fine written all over you.

You've put a hold...on my heart.