Airport Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious airport pick up lines for teens and adults.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
Miss, I think you might be in my seat. No, it's ok. We can share.
nybody in this terminal desperate and departing?
Oh, hey there, pretty lady. I notice you travel by airplane. I travel by airplane too..
Oh, I thought that was my suitcase.
Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...
So where ya flying from?
So you claim luggage here often?
The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.
This life is a flight, let me be your carry on?
Wanna get delayed?
Wanna join the mile high club?
Wanna see how long my layover is?
Wanna see the cockpit?
We're not taking off until I de-ice that heart.
What's an angel like you needing an airport for? You've got wings.
When the captain turns off the seat belt light feel free to roam about my cabin.
Where you flying today? B/c you landed in my heart.
Who wants to make a connection?
Why don't we make like TSA officers in the break room and practice groping each other for a little while?
Would you like to see the cockpit?
You can be my passenger & I'll be American Airlines- cause I don't care about your baggage!
You don't need a boarding pass to hop on my flight.
You should come wait with me at my gate.
You wouldn’t believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.
Your hair was just so beautiful from the back that I had to come see the front.
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