Doctor Pick Up Lines

I wanna study your anatomy.

I want to be a plastic surgeon. Can you please show me what a perfect body looks like?

I want to stick my thermometer in your mouth.

I was planning on going into general practice, but tonight we can practice internal medicine.

I wish I could be a coronary artery, so that I could wrap around your heart.

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers. And I'd like to check you for ovarian cancer.

I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.

I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!

I'm an expert in mouth-to-mouth.

I'm giving free breast cancer examinations, could u pls take off ur bra.

I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

Is that an Epi-Pen in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an inhaler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that piloerection or are you just happy to see me?

Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, its just a sparkle.

Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

Is your daddy a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Just got the test results for your heart, looks like you need some loooove.

Keep talking... I'm diagnosing you.

Let me just swab your throat real quick...

Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!

Listen, I'm no Gynecologist, but I'll be happy to take a look.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

Playing doctor is for kids...let's play gynecologist!

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

Step into my exam room and take off your pants.

They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?

Trust me, I‘m a doctor.

Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.

Wanna come to the lab and see a dead body?

Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?

Want to play doctor?

We always come when we are called.

We're both going to be doctors. Let's F*ck!

When you are being nice to me, my flexor pollicis longus shorten and contract.

When you fell from heaven, could you rate the pain from 1-10? Was there any blood in your urine or stool?

Where there is a pulse there is a chance.

Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?Hold a stethoscope

Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full body examination?

Will you save me if I have a heart attack from stress?

Wow, you're so vaccinated!

Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

You have "acute" little nose, get it? It's going to have to come off, I'm so sorry.

You know what is sexier than a lingerie nurse outfit?...having an M.D.

You know... I can use my powers for both good and evil.

You're the only mystery worth solving.

Your stunning smile almost make me asystole just now.